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While I was working today, one of my co workers asked me about the strangest thing I ever experienced during work. I didnt have to think about it. Right now, Im working at a gymnastics center. Last summer, I was at a movie theater, primarily employed as the usher, AKA ticket stub man. During one of our busier days, two men approached me with three tickets. I tore the tickets, raised an eyebrow, and waited for an explanation. Much to my surprise the men continued to scuttle by as if nothing happened. I stopped them, asking, is another one coming? The shorter of the two answered me, yea, he’s on his way, you’ll know who it is. The man turned again, dropping some popcorn. I stopped him, asking, you’ll know?ok. Here’s the deal. He’ll come in, and you say to him, CLASSIC. He’ll answer, FLAVA. Me, again, “Sir-” Him, “Look, you’ll know! And if he says flava, you have to let him in, coz we paid for three tickets!” Me, “—er” They both turned and walked into the theater. I was rather baffled. Not sure what to expect, I continued tearing tickets, reciting the ridiculous encounter under my breath. I’ll know?…haha wtf? Sure enough, ten minutes later a goofy looking guy, probably about 6’6” appeared at the front of my line. This guy was straight up bizzare. Pink sunglasses, dreadlocks (no, he wasn’t black), khaki shirt buttoned MAYBE halfway up, torn up shorts, and a pair of 3$ sandals. I’ll know? Yea. This was definitely him. Classic?…Flava! Theater six is on the right, enjoy your show.